Second Look: Friends Season 3 Episode 5 – “The One with Frank Jr.”

Friends The One with Frank Jr.

Originally aired 10/17/96
Directed by Steve Zuckerman
Written by Shana Goldberg-Meehan & Scott Silveri

Frank Jr. is a vexing presence on Friends; like many recurring characters, the tendency of Friends writers to lean heavily on repetitive jokes as character traits often makes for increasingly disappointing returns. In many ways, Frank Jr. is similar to Janice in these early seasons; while they often provide fascinating avenues into exploring the protagonists they’re entangled with, a resistance to growth sometimes limits the ability to land the larger emotional beats. “The One with Frank Jr.”, the second appearance of Phoebe’s half-brother (following “The One with the Bullies”… unless you count his unexplained cameo in “The One with the Baby on the Bus”) fits perfectly into this mold – in the few moments when it moves away from the character’s immaturity, it briefly taps into some insanely potent material, that which Phoebe only gets to experience a few times throughout the series.

Structurally speaking, Frank Jr.’s visit to New York isn’t really a traditional primary story – or at least, its strange weightlessness, as the episode meanders between its running stories, is uncharacteristic for Friends. Even stranger, none of them are tangentially connected; Ross’s sex list and Joey’s entertainment center feel like two C-stories given a lot of extra comedic space, almost to fill in the voids around the opening acts of Phoebe’s story. It makes for a weird cadence, especially when it employs an extended farce to build to its biggest emotional moment; but strangely, it is off-kilter in a way I mostly appreciate.

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Sometimes, a hangout comedy can just hang out; and for eighty percent of “The One with Frank Jr.”, we’re straight fucking chillin’. When the stakes are “how much can Joey fuck up a construction project” and “which celebrities does Ross want to fuck”, there’s really no way to elevate the stakes to something meaningful. However, for an episode that exists mostly for a few visual gags and a very 90’s cameo by Isabella Rossellini (it’s canon that Ross is a David Lynch fan, by the way; how does that make you feel), “The One with Frank Jr.” mostly just coasts along with the confident hum of a sitcom just flexing its muscles.

It leads to a lot of fun, if completely unmemorable, character interplay; Friends is always better when it incorporates more than two of its main characters in a scene, and “The One with Frank Jr.” knows this, making silly stories about Monica’s bathroom floor and Ross’s love of lamination more watchable and nimble than they’d seem on paper. Credit where credit is due; there’s a whole lot of nothing going on in “The One with Frank Jr.”, and it is a reminder of how integral cast chemistry is to a long-running series, one expected to pump out ratings gold 25 times a year. To find that kind of lasting, watchable consistency, plots like “Joey does bad contractor work in tight pants” have to be able to work, even if they are inherently uninteresting stories.

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Of course, all the chemistry in the world means nothing when Friends is at its laziest or most reductive; “The One with Frank Jr.” avoids this with some small touches that give the episode a bit of unique texture. Outdoor shots, a lot of pop culture references (something Friends and its generation did far less than today’s comedies), and a lot of room for physical bits, led by the hilarious reveal of Joey’s completed entertainment center. These bits just work, and there’s an energy to it all that, while a lot of it is as memorable as Ross’ combination of corduroy pants and white tube socks, keeps an otherwise meaningless episode from drowning in either celebrity navel-gazing… or even worse, start relying on gender-related tropes, or any of the other unsavory habits the series would occasionally indulge.

Thankfully, “The One with Frank Jr.” plays it relatively safe (for an episode with a teenage pyro, of course); this allows Phoebe’s story to blossom in the third act, undisturbed by the noise other stories or runners. For three-quarters of the episode, Phoebe and Frank’s interactions don’t really have much to offer; Phoebe is making an effort to understand her half-brother, but it all reaches a breaking point when he fondles her colleague, thinking his massage was a massage (the kind that makes Chandler ponder whether they take New York for granted). In a second, Friends snaps its fingers, and suddenly becomes this quiet conversation between two siblings trying to find a common ground for each other.

(This admittedly happens as a result of casual sexual assault, which… look, it’s 1996, we shouldn’t hold our breath for this series to be progressive in its depiction of these things).

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Just because they share parents, doesn’t mean they share anything else besides some DNA; though that awkwardness can be played for jokes, it also speaks to the earnest attempts Phoebe is starting to make to find a place for family in her life. For a character with her life story, that’s an important step in her maturity – but one that Friends only would occasionally recognize through the years, often falling back on using her as an element for low-brow humor about airheads. When it does put effort into Phoebe’s development, like her extended arc in season four, Friends taps into Lisa Kudrow’s abilities as a performer and delivers some of the show’s best emotional beats; the reconciliation in “The One with Frank Jr.” doesn’t exactly reach that threshold of memorable – but that doesn’t discount the power of their vulnerability in that moment, one that allows both Kudrow and Giovanni Ribisi (you know, the star of Avatar 2) to breathe life into their often-overlooked characters.

In the larger scheme of Friends‘ third season, “The One with Frank Jr.” is rather insignificant; one could argue the most important reveal is hidden in the final pre-credits joke, when Chandler locks Joey in his new contraption (and in the process, teasing one of the show’s great running visual gags to come in season four). When that’s the biggest thing happening in your episode, it’s clear “The One with Frank Jr.” is mostly just trying to take up 22 minutes of a 550-minute long marathon; and at that, it’s a perfectly serviceable, if unremarkable, episode of Friends.

Grade: B

Other thoughts/observations:

  • Monica and Rachel don’t really get much to do this episode, except provide an opportunity for my favorite joke of the episode, with Frank Jr.’s crush on them.
  • I have a particular beef with this episode, that’s only obvious in HD; Ross’s laminated list has BOTH Isabella Rossellini and Vanessa Williams on it. Who fucked up this prop – and who replaces Vanessa Williams with Michelle Pfeiffer?
  • Giovanni Ribisi is a gift Friends often doesn’t appreciate; his ability to make lines like “oh yeah, you can melt art” funny, provide a great window into his versatility as a performer.
  • Always a pleasure to watch Ross wickedly strike out with Isabella Rossellini, the first of the season’s numerous celebrity coffee shop cameos.
  • Chandler says Susan Sarandon is “too political… she’d probably make you donate four cans of food before she’d sleep with you”. LOL.
  • Chandler’s sex list is the most honest, because it includes Jessica Rabbit. “I wonder if I could get her eyes to pop out of her head” is about as R-rated as Friends humor gets, and it is delivered by Perry with the proper amount of deadpan (the studio audience appears to miss it, though the show might’ve just tried to removed it, to minimize the punchline’s prominence. I fucking loved it, though).
  • Ross confuses Parker Stevenson (one of the O.G. TV Hardy Boys) with Peter Parker, which is something that only makes sense to people who saw 1970’s television. Which… is not many people, given how little the decade is featured on streaming services (“I’M JUST SAYING“, he said to nobody in particular…)
  • Extended thoughts: there’s almost two minutes of additional footage in this episode, which considering how little is going on, you might think it would wear out its welcome. The extra material (which includes a scene of Chandler trying to get the women to come help them “raise the entertainment unit”) is mostly extra flavor, though it does work in building the episode’s affect as a strictly “chilling” endeavor.

Up next: Friends takes another interesting trip into the past in “The One with the Flashback”.

(here’s that laminated card, for reference)

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