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About the critic

Randy Dankievitch is a Rotten Tomatoes-approved critic who has covered television, film, and video games since 2010. His work has appeared at Sound on Sight, Tilt Magazine, Telltale TV, TVOvermind, and UpPortland, where he writes a monthly culture column. Randy founded Processed Media in 2011 and has published more than 2,500 reviews since its inception.